Stingray's Home Page
Welcome to the online shrine of Stingray Roberts. Prepare to be awed by what will surely be the most epic thing since the "peanut butter and bacon sandwich."
Ray Roberts has been around the world and back again. And then he ended up here; on the website at the end of the universe. Few people have ever ventured to this forsaken place, and fewer still have ever left. Do not feel surprised when you realize 80 years have gone by and you're still complacently browsing, humbled by what could only be described as, "morbidly over-impetulant." Like the lone blade of grass swaying in the wind, you've ventured where many would dare not grow.
And still you proceed with determination, as if you are somehow a special case of a lone adventurer preparing for deliverance, ignorant to the fierce atrocities of the networked world.
Consider yourself warned, weary traveler.
